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what the fuck is that

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Hand Shaped Ostrich Robot at Kinetica 2012 [x]. Now shut the fuck up.

(Source: thelolgifs)

  • 16 year old child:

    mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan

  • Straight parents:

    you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.

  • Baby boy:

    *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*

  • Straight parents:

    oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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